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    Яαgιи Яαvєи
    Cairo, Egypt
    Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.
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Tapping at my chamber door

In 2008, I'll Get Me A Shotgun

I will also:
2. Get closer to
Job hunt some more.
4. Get closer to my
5. Learn a new language.
Finish at least one screenplay.
Lose the extra weight.
8. Get a
driver's license. I will not buy a car.
9. I will
rule my world.
10. I will have my

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The Randomness Within... Volume 1ne

  1. Crying while reading Quran cleanses the soul. الحمدلله Reading Quran when I’m happy is spectacular.
  2. I hardly ever dream, but one of my recurring ones always, always ends with me losing a canine tooth. I happen to be very conscious about my “fangs”.
  3. I often wish that I could get me a shotgun and shoot everybody at work.
  4. I love the mixed smell of perfume and cigarette smoke.
  5. Every time I have a dream, I keep telling myself that it ain’t true, that reality can not be that pretty.
  6. I was once caught stealing a Ninja Turtles Badge when I was 8. The store clerk let it slide. I also stole money from my dad and from my brother growing up. I could never tell them that I did so now that I’m a man. I am too proud to admit my teenage insanity. I’ve always been good at stealing… the chilly rush sparked the evil maniac who grew within… But I’ve always, always been a bad liar. My voice changes and my eyes black out. My giveaways stopped me from becoming a mass murderer probably.
  1. I truly believe that if I focus on evil, I could be rich in no time… and probably conquer the world.
  2. I have a weird bump on my head that I only discovered in January 2007 after I shaved my head off during 7ajj.
  3. I fear the future.
  4. I still consider Mortal Kombat fatalities to be the most genius innovations ever introduced to the video game world.
  5. I was very shy as a kid. I still am I think; but I think that I’ve developed a sick sense of humor over the years that not a lot of people get just to get myself out of awkward situations.
  6. I once mailed an audition tape to a record label in Canada back in 1998. They said that they liked my material and that I should drop in whenever. I never replied.
  7. I played the role of Sebastian in a school play of The Twelfth Night when I was 13.
  8. I never listen to others when it comes to fashion, colors, girls, and words. Let it free me or kill me, but at least I’ll be original.
  9. I am a very proud human being, proudly!
  10. Growing up, I never imagined that I would ever write for fun.
  11. I once attended a Christian Opera at the Cairo Opera House. I did not enjoy it, but alas it was a fun experience.
  12. I took up smoking for spite.
  13. I have been on the ledge… never actually did it, obviously.
  14. Contrary to what most of my very few readers, my beloved strangers, believe, I am not a suicidal person. I just love the fucking mood; the haunting, the stench of a bittering soul, the mesmerizing sensation of guilt and self involvement… they rock my fingers and shake me back to reality.
  15. I tend to be misread and I do not make an effort to change people’s belief in me. I am learning however that one can not cruise through life alone.
  16. I adore the taste of blood. If I was to be possessed with a supernatural curse, I would go for vampirism all the way.
  17. I am very, very aware of rights and wrongs and I never create excuses. I do tend to bend their definitions every once in a while.
  18. If life was a fantasy, I’d probably be an evil wizard who sits alone in his ivory tower creating potions and casting evil spells and curses over the common civilians to keep them at my command.
  19. Most of the time, I hate my integrity.

wow, 25, and volume 1!!! all i asked for was 10, talk about extremes :))

i happen to have the same dream whenever i am in deep shit in real life... usually a couple of days after i get that dream, there is some kind of loss!!!

and i tried taking up smoking for spite, i just couldn't finish one ciggie... i like my air fresh thank u very much :)

cool and scary stuff here man :)

Hahaha! Pretty cool list my friend...
I also have a confession - when I was young I didnt necessarily steal things inside supermarkets - rather - damage the goods (mainly chocolate) as they calmly sat on the shelves! So you would come after I've graced the place with my presence & you would find all the kitkats are broken up inside their packaging! Why?
Hey! Dont ask me!


Ten is not my style. I have nothing to hide. :P

Surprisingly, you seem to be right about that tooth thingie. My uncle passed away a few days ago. Allah yer7amo. My life is ok though el 7amdulellah.

Amma regarding smoking, to do it for spite would discard your need for fresh air. SPITE ya benty.. one of the deepest and darkest emotions.

Well well..
What do we have here?:P
Who were you trying to be? the GRINCH?!

And J... I don't think that your little weird habit can compare to my grand theft stories. :P

Oh well.. thanks for sharing though.

somehow..reading this made me smile..

I came upon this page through a link to one of the pictures on your OLD blog....strange how these things work.

You're an interesting person. Depth is rarely felt in this age anymore. As I've noticed with you, I also feel that the world is spiritually bankrupt at this point.

Sometimes people like us need to know we're not alone, for some measure of hope.

Sometimes not.
In any case, hello. I came by and I like and agree with what you have to say.


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